I really appreciate your concern, guys, but everything is fine. We've all just kind of been recovering from everything that's happened.
I would have posted sooner, but I was seeing off the Delmonts, who have officially left the Haven.
Also...pfffffahahahahah, "package." I meant a delivery. A parcel. A piece of mail.
I promise I'll get to posting here as soon as possible, but to be honest, right now we're trying to straighten everything out and just generally get our heads back on after everything happened so unexpectedly.
On another happy note, Zeke sent Wren away. I'm pretty ecstatic about that, because good god that man gets on my nerves.
Everything will be explained within the next couple of days, or maybe even tonight, I promise.
And here I was thinking that you had gone to the haven's door, turned the knob, and let in Johnson, the mailman with a third leg, who gave you a package containing a one eyed snake. Surprised, you had hit it with a rod, gripping the shaft and beating it's head. Afterwards you ate a sausage.
Note: my previous comment was not a threat. I do wish him a happy birthday. And I am NOT Slenderman. That is a misconception I want to eradicate. Along with Him of course.
I'm having more trouble than I should not thinking of this post as a double entendre.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I didn't want to be the one to say it...
ReplyDeleteYou and Zeke both gave specific times when you'd post, but neither of you posted then. Did something happen?
ReplyDeleteI'm seconding Ben on this one. Shit, shit, shit... what happened to you guys?
ReplyDeleteI really appreciate your concern, guys, but everything is fine. We've all just kind of been recovering from everything that's happened.
ReplyDeleteI would have posted sooner, but I was seeing off the Delmonts, who have officially left the Haven.
Also...pfffffahahahahah, "package." I meant a delivery. A parcel. A piece of mail.
I promise I'll get to posting here as soon as possible, but to be honest, right now we're trying to straighten everything out and just generally get our heads back on after everything happened so unexpectedly.
On another happy note, Zeke sent Wren away. I'm pretty ecstatic about that, because good god that man gets on my nerves.
Everything will be explained within the next couple of days, or maybe even tonight, I promise.
And here I was thinking that you had gone to the haven's door, turned the knob, and let in Johnson, the mailman with a third leg, who gave you a package containing a one eyed snake. Surprised, you had hit it with a rod, gripping the shaft and beating it's head. Afterwards you ate a sausage.
ReplyDelete...Penis.
(But for seriously, I'm glad things are okay.)
Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love ya, tomorrow, you're a week or more awaaaaaay.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday indeed. Here's to survival. Hope you live long enough to have another. Cheers.
ReplyDeleteNote: my previous comment was not a threat.
ReplyDeleteI do wish him a happy birthday.
And I am NOT Slenderman. That is a misconception I want to eradicate.
Along with Him of course.
Aw, I couldn't keep that title? It's okay, I've been meaning to change the name anyway.
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